oh brother.6

let’s just take a moment to review over some of thomas’ past facebook statuses.
TOO FUNNY: 

“ever had one of those days where you feel fat and then you get on the scale and its a slap in the face…any way i found out if i dont eat, but drink lots i can lose a ton of weight in no time flat. i lost 8 lb in the last week.”

“if you ever want to blame someone for math. take a world history class and you will find that it was the first civilizations that began to come up with this stuff.”

“There are times when you feel like you got run over with a truck. Then you go to school and feel you got run over with a train. Then you go home and after doing all the home work you feel like you got hit by a boat. Then that time comes around when your battery dies and you just fall wherever and thats when you know your still alive.”

“Q: whats the best part about having a pregnant friend to drive you home?
A: you are always eating fastfood, doughnut, bagels and coffee. thanks miss Kim. (:”

oh my word. this kid cracks me up! i don’t know where he comes up with this stuff!

xoxo
Lo

such a hoot.

so today i go on facebook & i find this:

So today I learned that being in the girls volleyball class isn’t all that bad. Every other boy in the class would die to be in that class. But I want out. Help me I’m stuck with a bunch of girls In spandex shorts and uniforms. Except I do have my own uniform. And for all you people who are wondering. No I don’t wear spandex’s.

I guess it’s.not all bad. And yes I do not have a girl friend. And hopefully I’ll be this way at of the end of the year.

oh. my. gosh. this kid kills me!!! where does he come up with this sort of stuff????!

xoxo
Lo

oh brother.5

…pulling out of the movie theater, after just having fallen in love with yet another fictional character–capt.america.

me :: i know it looks freaky, but there is just something inside of me that wants to watch that bird flu movie.

thomas :: rio?????

hahahaha. my dad and i just started busted(:

xoxo
Lo

oh brother.4

thomas’ interpretation.

mild :: m-iii-ld (said like guild)

nestle (chocolate) :: nest-el

xoxo
Lo

oh brother.3

thomas :: what’s a road trip without dad? it’s like eating pizza without the crust.

[haha. oh gosh.]

xoxo
Lo

oh brother.

as we were in the car, discussing our schedules…

me :: and i have an appointment at the pregnancy center tomorrow at 9:30. don’t let me forget!!

thomas [with confused look] :: uhhh…

me :: what??

thomas :: nevermind.

me :: …it’s for volunteer work!

thomas :: ohhhh!!! … you didn’t clarify.

hahaha. oh thomas.

xoxo
Lo

seriously.

thomas :: “O.M.L.”

me :: “what does that even mean?”

thomas :: “oh my lanta.”

xoxo
Lo

p.s.
i added a new category of blog posts — “life with thomas”.
[sure to make you all laugh.]

10 blessings of being home.

[in no particular order.]

1. precious family time.

2. coffee. whenever your heart desires.

3. thomas.
[need i say more?]

4. just sitting. and not feeling guilty about it.

5. babies!

[i miss this when i am away at school.]

6. old friends.

7. baking!

8. a bathroom that is less than 2 seconds away.
[as opposed to the 10+ second walk down the hall.]

9. free laundry.

10. & time.

[its quite liberating.]

xoxo
Lo

this is sad.

thomas :: now, what ocean is off of our coast?

me :: the pacific.

thomas :: okay. and how do you spell that?

…

[what on earth are they teaching children these days?!]

xoxo
Lo

thomas.

spring break has been a hoot with thomas around (:

:: here is just a weeee glimpse of what he has done/said this week ::

[story 1]

…so im laying in the sand, reading a book and thomas is, of course, digging a hole. within just a few minutes these three adorable little freshman girls walk by. now most boys this age (15) would look up, nod at them, wave, say something stupid, or at the least notice them. but not thomas. he is just so oblivious sometimes, which is something i love about him. instead, he was just so into digging that hole and he shouts to me :: man! i should have brought a shovel!!!

…bless his heart (:

[story 2]

thomas :: (after talking to mom about some things, he says this super dramatically)
*siiigh*
i guess i will just have another cookie.

mom :: well, that is just not the answer to all your problems.

[story 3]

well he would kill me if i shared this on the internet…so i think i’ll keep it secret.
lets just say it has to do with his health class and the “gross” thing he was learning about last week.
he says he will never look at girls the same.

…hahaha. i just laugh.

xoxo
Lo